Failed witch group therapy Finally ready to share Embarrassing story:
Planned to poison princess Schemed, scheduled Acquired apple, added alchemy Double-dipped dastardly device in Devil’s Dew (totally terrifying toxin) Ready for royal rendez-vous Found the fair filly Strolling solo, singing sweetly Proffered poisoned pome Alas – aversion to apples BUT! Offered orange Grateful, gluttonous girl gulped golden globe Fuck! Forgot to fix fruit for fatality BUT! Sensitive to citrus Allergy, apparently, and anaphylaxis Arrived at Felicitously foul fate Desired destiny Okay outcome BUT! Can claim credit…?
Said nothing Let them assume Oh no! Coven discovered truth Deemed accident Relationship turned sour Now banned Life serves bitter brew And salty tears Lonely witch BUT! Not alone Talking helps Thanks for therapy Sisters